Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.