Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.