How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What's a dogs favorite TV show?

Bones.

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!