How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

What does KFC and a woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

What gets easier to pick up, the more it weighs?

Women