What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !

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What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

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What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.