What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.