What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone