Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.