How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

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How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet?

Because he didn't drywall.