How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.