Tell him drinks are on the house.
They are for those who don't drink!
Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Build a house next to it.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
On the roof.
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
By scalene it
A Yoghurt's got culture!
