How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny"

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

How do construction workers party?

they raise the roof.

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

Aussie Jokes More Aussie Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)