How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Aussie Jokes More Aussie Jokes

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!