What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

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What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)