How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.