How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ?

Bolzano the door !

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.