How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts