How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.