How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

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What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door