Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

E Jokes More E Jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!