How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

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How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!