What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Emotion Jokes More Emotion Jokes

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions