Emotion Jokes

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt."

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation?

Paradice...

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Relief Jokes More Relief Jokes

How do you spell relief?

F-A-R-T

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

G Jokes More G Jokes

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent