Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con?

Virgin Mobile

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."