Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.