Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.