What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

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Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.