What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim