What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?

A Polysneezin.

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.