What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.