What were their names?

Hot and Cold.

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

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Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.