What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

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What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

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What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!