What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

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What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common?

I laugh at neither of them.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

What do you call two doctors with colds?

An ironic paradox.

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Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy