What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

What does a zen ghost say?

Boo, duh...

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What's the coldest part of a man's body?

His balls. Two below.

What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.