What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!