What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What has four legs and several fins?

A: A happy bear!

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.