How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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How does the china man say "wrong"?

he says "wong"

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane