China Man Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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How does the china man say "wrong"?

he says "wong"

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Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

What is heavy forward but not backward?

Ton

Question Mark Jokes More Question Mark Jokes

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What's next to England?

A question mark.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Who'd win in a wresting match?

Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.

Rich Man Jokes More Rich Man Jokes

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

Cha Ching Jokes More Cha Ching Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

What do you call an asian golddigger?

Cha Ching

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language?

You have bad hand writing

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

China Jokes More China Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.