Question Mark Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

What's next to England?

A question mark.

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

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England Jokes More England Jokes

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

China Man Jokes More China Man Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

How does the china man say "wrong"?

he says "wong"

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Counterfeit Jokes More Counterfeit Jokes

What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)