Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.
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Dogma
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
The fact that red guards can swim.
To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.
We just report the facts we don't change them."
The fact you love it.
AHEM!
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
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None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Because he was stuck in denial.
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.
I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
The first one written
A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.
they both capture the moment.
Bring out your camera.
I believe I can fry.
Because he was in da Nile.
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!
Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.
Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
Let's go fishing
A: Question marks.
