Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.