Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

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What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.