Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today