How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.