What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)