Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

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Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.