Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.