Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish