Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

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His parents weren't 18 or older.

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Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

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Because it was rated arrr!

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Stop crying and viper your nose !

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There was a face-off in the corner.

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What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

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Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.