Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."
Ice cubes.
Bison
Minnow-pause
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Sans francisco
Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Too many cheetahs..
Cancer stole our jobs!"
Non Prophet Organizations
tamagotchi
