Tamagotchi Jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

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What do you call poppies from eastern Africa?

Ethiopium

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking