How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

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What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid?

A Pauperazzi

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Tot Jokes More Tot Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots