How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How long do chickens work ?

Around the cluck !

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

Tot Jokes More Tot Jokes

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"