How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

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What do you call a box with a treasure location?

a xbox.

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!