How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

Tot Jokes More Tot Jokes

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!