Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Wee Jokes More Wee Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin