Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

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