Wee Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

You might also enjoy:

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

Small Hand Jokes More Small Hand Jokes

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Stroganoff Jokes More Stroganoff Jokes

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where did the salami go on holiday?

Costa Deli-Sol

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Herman Jokes More Herman Jokes

What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree?

Stroganoff.

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.