Because he has wee legs
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4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons
Stroganoff.
He was choking the chicken.
Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....
She was worried the egg would get there first.
They always forget Tupac.
The Dead Sea.
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.
They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.
Mine is a skittle.
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
She choked.
They both choke when it really matters.
