What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Why was the couch afraid of the chair?

The chair was armed.