What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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What did the woodworm say to the chair ?

It's been nice gnawing you !

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay