Because he has wee legs
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E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
They both steal your bike.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
He saw the phone bill.
Extra testicle
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
E.T. phoned home.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
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E.T. learned English and went home.
Freedom of speech
E.T. the extra testicle.
Yodela
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
He’s only got little legs.
4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons
A Redditor.
These are nacho-nachos.
He wanted to find a tight seal.
He'd get it.
Hmm
You 'WOOOO' him!
Miscarriage
An Ethiopian chicken
because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!
Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
It gets Dhaka
A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
It makes them a bit teste.
