E.T. Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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