E.T. Jokes

What's E.T. short for?

Because he has wee legs

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

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What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home?

Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home?

What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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What's E.T. Stand for?

Extra testicle

What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

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What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

What's your phone number?

looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.