Because he has wee legs
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E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
They both steal your bike.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
He saw the phone bill.
Extra testicle
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
E.T. phoned home.
Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.
Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.
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E.T. learned English and went home.
Freedom of speech
E.T. the extra testicle.
Yodela
E.T. learned English and wanted to go home
What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN Saddest joke ever.
He’s only got little legs.
Under a bar of soap.
A kid who loves halalpenos
The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.
Because he crossed the line
Be the change you want to see in the world.
ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
Foreignade.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.
The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.
Because at night, he's always sleepwalken
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
