Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

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Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.