How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

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How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

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What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"