Pie Jokes

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

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How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

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Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?"

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

How does Davy Crockett take his pie?

A'lamode

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

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Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

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How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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What do you call a communist pirate?

Lutin.

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

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What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

What did the debater say after getting stabbed during an argument?

Good point