Davey Crocket Jokes

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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With a thousand Gigamisous

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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Why are you so happy?

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Anthrax.

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.