Davey Crocket Jokes

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

Daniel Boone Jokes More Daniel Boone Jokes

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "