What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by."

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Python Jokes More Python Jokes

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

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Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Pygmy Jokes More Pygmy Jokes

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.