What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.