What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!