What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Whats the square (root) of a (onion)???

Shallots

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!