What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.