You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
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No one cries when you chop up the baby.
Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.
I don't cry when I chop up a Whore.
I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"
Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!
That's a huge axe man!
He wanted his *Kidneys*.
Chopped dates.
Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.
They both die if you chop them
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Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
He liked to chop and change !
I wanna Bone a part
I cry when I chop an onion.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
Run!
From running in to trees.
Because he felt like BACON!
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Anyone can mash potatoes
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Basic Math
They both strip for parts!
She strips.
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
Santa has just 3 Ho's...
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Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !
Pork Chop!
Well you call him porkchop
Porkchop