Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

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Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.