Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal