What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.