Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.