What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

Immediate Withdrawal Jokes More Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Fund Jokes More Fund Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.