What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

Immediate Withdrawal Jokes More Immediate Withdrawal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a weasel with a whale?

A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Fund Jokes More Fund Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.