Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!